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1. man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy.

MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

GUY: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."

MAN: "oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"

GUY: "No...they all are at her funeral !!!FIFA Fever

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. Today, in civilized society, it's called golf.

4. "People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine." I♥ NY

5. A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please" The bartender looks at him shaking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"

6. Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

7. Q. Why don't blind men skydive? A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

8. If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?

9. The Human Brain is d most outstndng organ in d world It work 24 hr a day 365 day in a yr Bt It stop only wen you enter the exam hall

10. 8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend... Brave,Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious, Self-organized. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

11. I only have sex on days that begin with T - like Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday.. Tevery day!

12. New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same partner instead of same position with different partners.

13. Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

14. LOL has gone from meaning “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say”.

15. Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack". "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

16. Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

17. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

18. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

19. A Girl gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 – 18 year olds.

First day in school, she notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

‘ Are you ok?’ she asks.

‘Yes,’ he replies.

‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says.

‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says.

‘Why’s that, sweetie?’ asks Aalia Bhat

The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goal keeper”�=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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20. There's nothing in the world called harmless flirting - there's always an element of hope hidden inside, however deep it is!!